tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post1575030164347602977..comments2023-08-05T13:08:16.914-02:00Comments on Calling People Names: Why I don't like (receiving) oral sex:Alysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-85352158943467776502010-03-16T16:21:03.846-02:002010-03-16T16:21:03.846-02:00O.M.G. - I realize I'm a few months behind on ...O.M.G. - I realize I'm a few months behind on this one, but this had me snorting while trying to hold in the laughter at my cube at work. <br /><br />Holy mother of PEARL this shit is funny!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-14713945569124833152009-09-22T14:01:07.121-02:002009-09-22T14:01:07.121-02:00Have any idea who David Sedaris is? Cause I think ...Have any idea who David Sedaris is? Cause I think you're giving him a run for his money. You should serious consider a book of essays based on this blogs posts. <br /><br />Defintely!Politics of Love Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11421579067319511724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-19305741499670355242009-09-22T06:28:54.185-02:002009-09-22T06:28:54.185-02:00Ordered over by Mr London Street and glad I was!
...Ordered over by Mr London Street and glad I was!<br /><br />On the other side of the fence, it doesn't matter how rubbish a girl is at . . . er . . . meandering south, us blokes are usually still pretty chuffed.<br /><br />As long as there's no actual blowing involved, anyway . . .The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-70119892922261856822009-09-22T03:19:29.268-02:002009-09-22T03:19:29.268-02:00So, this is, like, the best post of all time. That...So, this is, like, the best post of all time. That is all.hmla2599https://www.blogger.com/profile/13059799766743811221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-28493630138081858392009-09-21T20:55:27.698-02:002009-09-21T20:55:27.698-02:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brave funny you. A little research...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brave funny you. A little research DOES go a long way...(for the boys)Cwybrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03496964785825887590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-54508228304910428832009-09-21T20:32:39.019-02:002009-09-21T20:32:39.019-02:00Congrats on the well-deserved award from Sir Londo...Congrats on the well-deserved award from Sir London Street. <br /><br />I've had scant few partners who knew who to "dine in" properly but when you find one it's worth it. Don't stop hunting.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-39422694392738818462009-09-21T19:57:38.935-02:002009-09-21T19:57:38.935-02:00Very funny post. Congratulations on the award. It&...Very funny post. Congratulations on the award. It's well deserved.Hunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04972014921625123242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-14087766455712157092009-09-21T17:59:33.673-02:002009-09-21T17:59:33.673-02:00Hey, I came over from Mr. Street's blog and no...Hey, I came over from Mr. Street's blog and now I hurt a little from laughing and wincing. No one should have to encounter the Bolton during the deed. Or indeed during dinner. Or well...ever, really. <br /><br />I think he and Fabio should have a big touchy-feely man hug in a quiet hut somewhere and Kenny G. and Siegfried and Roy should join them, and then I should "accidentally" drop a bomb on that hut and scoot off really fast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-25043339061173849402009-09-21T16:55:47.389-02:002009-09-21T16:55:47.389-02:00Check my blog out. You've won something.Check my blog out. You've won something.Mr London Streethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141191628680903646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-47045145980282111322009-09-18T02:31:13.330-02:002009-09-18T02:31:13.330-02:00You are an ROCK STAR for telling this story. Good...You are an ROCK STAR for telling this story. Good stuff - I was laughing through the whole thing... not at you, with you.<br /><br />I bet my life would seem much more entertaining if I filtered my posts through your writing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-6237970749905308852009-09-17T21:35:13.553-02:002009-09-17T21:35:13.553-02:00Wow. That was amazing!!Wow. That was amazing!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-91034750769698347862009-09-17T18:18:11.891-02:002009-09-17T18:18:11.891-02:00Well. What a story. I'm so sorry this had to h...Well. What a story. I'm so sorry this had to happen. Hmmmm...of course, now I'm all worried that the next time I have the opportunity to be on the receiving end (hell...whichever end - I just want an end!) he'll have a big nose. Or Michael Bolton will be playing. 'Cause if my memory serves me right (and it does...oh it does!) I DO like oral sex. For both of us. Yep. Um...I gotta go now.sAmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01884692135194912701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-20870360420606729662009-09-17T17:31:55.059-02:002009-09-17T17:31:55.059-02:00You explained it so nicely, I can't waith for ...You explained it so nicely, I can't waith for my man to come home and do me.<br /><br />SecretiaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-26743496760414752392009-09-17T12:08:45.708-02:002009-09-17T12:08:45.708-02:00Becky: It's not the relaxing I have trouble wi...Becky: It's not the relaxing I have trouble with.<br /><br />Joeygirl: I laughed so hard at that comment...mostly 'cause I read it ghetto style in my head. *Finger snap* guuurlll you need to get on that! <br /><br />Mr. C: How can you confuse the Kenny and the Bolton?? Ugh!<br /><br />Maybe...but she'd have to be a pro with previous experience.<br /><br />Te He: HAHAHAH! Poor you!<br /><br />NWO: Poetry!<br /><br />Cool: Zack Morris? ;)<br /><br />Mega: Yep. They should have classes in oral as an elective in schools.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-61277267986942179502009-09-17T12:03:16.369-02:002009-09-17T12:03:16.369-02:00Judearoo: Thank you, thank you. He's a little ...Judearoo: Thank you, thank you. He's a little less creepy now that he's cut his hair, I think.<br /><br />Sal: AMEN.<br /><br />Erin: Poor Jeremiah indeed!<br /><br />Rubbish: Maybe I should write him a letter?<br /><br />Meatbag: Yuck. Boner to Moon River is just wrong. <br /><br />Steamy: No offers yet! Drool down the ass crack is ridiculous. It's not a steak. No need to salivate all over it.<br /><br />Jenks: Thanks. ;)<br /><br />MLS: Thanks! HAHA!<br /><br />GB: I appreciate your concern. Maybe I should put out an ad.<br /><br />Baglady: I read that comment and tought..."Mom? Is that you?" <br /><br />The only man she loves more than Michael Bolton is effing Barry Manilow! I only listen to his Christmas album because there's something strangely compelling about his version of "Baby it's cold outside"...lots of moaning and such. MAYBE he was giving her a good tongue lashing between verses?Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-82776569787158476042009-09-17T06:35:07.518-02:002009-09-17T06:35:07.518-02:00Oh.Wow.
You are SO scarred. Understandably. Urg...Oh.Wow.<br /><br />You are SO scarred. Understandably. Urgh. I know what you mean that some guys just SHOULDN'T go down there. They're just not qualified. That's all. And hell you can't teach everyone.<br /><br />Thanks for the laugh.. might just be the best story yetMaryxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10374102286000982901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-74206854789207971992009-09-17T06:03:28.208-02:002009-09-17T06:03:28.208-02:00OMG, this is hilarious!!!
An old FWB of mine went...OMG, this is hilarious!!!<br /><br />An old FWB of mine went down on me just as Saved by the Bell came on. I'm sure you can guess what I was more focused on at that moment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-75202993778815601102009-09-17T01:42:31.152-02:002009-09-17T01:42:31.152-02:00Well, as they say, oral sex should be the taste of...Well, as they say, oral sex should be the taste of things to cum.NWOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10057545247948207613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-35806515582843414172009-09-16T22:18:55.279-02:002009-09-16T22:18:55.279-02:00I think it might be one of those things you're...I think it might be one of those things you're born to be able to do, or you're not. Lady Hem won't let me go down on her, no matter how drunk she is.tennysoneehemingwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10999047427848122510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-81679291745704819322009-09-16T20:28:20.843-02:002009-09-16T20:28:20.843-02:00I always get Michael Bolton and Kenny G confused.
...I always get Michael Bolton and Kenny G confused.<br /><br />Just a thought...maybe if it was a hot girl doing it, you'd be satisfied?<br /><br /> Very funny post.Mr. Condescendinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-40174325615804415972009-09-16T20:24:19.350-02:002009-09-16T20:24:19.350-02:00girl, i am so sorry you had to go through this but...girl, i am so sorry you had to go through this but you need to get on that.<br />by the way, i used love michael bolton too. until he had that horrible "let me touch you there" song. eew.jgmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00147279689919262679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-79188654675962870912009-09-16T20:18:48.940-02:002009-09-16T20:18:48.940-02:00it is very hard to relax when someone's doing ...it is very hard to relax when someone's doing that at first... micheal bolton? it's obvious, would make it much, much worse!mylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-8276081056718704292009-09-16T18:58:18.164-02:002009-09-16T18:58:18.164-02:00As if there weren't already enough reasons to ...As if there weren't already enough reasons to dislike The Bolton (who I think has a new album out. I keep hearing something on the radio that sounds like him).<br /><br />Such a shame that you're missing out. I hear that Barry Manilow is an expert.Bagladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03997388396773480963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-23443814157694501272009-09-16T18:00:21.160-02:002009-09-16T18:00:21.160-02:00What a pity. I suggest you find a man who eats pus...What a pity. I suggest you find a man who eats pussy for breakfast because he really loves the taste of it. I'd hate to see you give up on this.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-43546970383134059202009-09-16T17:56:57.983-02:002009-09-16T17:56:57.983-02:00I loved this post, just perfect. Is it Michael Bol...I loved this post, just perfect. Is it Michael Bolton who released <i>Can I Touch You There..?</i>. I'm guessing the answer to that is a big fat No then.Mr London Streethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141191628680903646noreply@blogger.com