tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post1639615655479016627..comments2023-08-05T13:08:16.914-02:00Comments on Calling People Names: If there was an Oscar for best performance by a fat kid...I'd win.Alysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-19425053842765794102010-01-10T21:29:54.089-02:002010-01-10T21:29:54.089-02:00I remember seeing my dad naked too. I was about 6 ...I remember seeing my dad naked too. I was about 6 and coming up the stairs as he was coming out of the bathroom and I am pretty sure he was standing to attention. Quite horrific and probably what made me gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-40405812000911324312010-01-10T20:09:43.618-02:002010-01-10T20:09:43.618-02:00This was so funny! I laughed the whole way through...This was so funny! I laughed the whole way through! You'redescriptions are superb!Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16266656134307937389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-36867833882560673322010-01-10T11:57:29.304-02:002010-01-10T11:57:29.304-02:00Such an ace post.
Loved it.
Hey, just think what...Such an ace post.<br /><br />Loved it.<br /><br />Hey, just think what flashbacks you're creating now for your future self.The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-39291041241484953122010-01-09T23:41:29.131-02:002010-01-09T23:41:29.131-02:00Good writing. i couldn't stop reading.Good writing. i couldn't stop reading.Rainee Days and Mondayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11433760875762822102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-9695227502308688012010-01-09T06:09:59.017-02:002010-01-09T06:09:59.017-02:00Ah, you had Brian at your mercy after you kicked h...Ah, you had Brian at your mercy after you kicked him in the goolies but didn't finish him off.<br /><br />"What dick? - I couldn't see a dick" would have been a good line to use on your dad.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-35714932480642017962010-01-09T03:23:59.079-02:002010-01-09T03:23:59.079-02:00Wow, what a list!!! Btw your blog was recommended ...Wow, what a list!!! Btw your blog was recommended and I think is worth following!grahpic desginhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06600441824934132850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-80006296285331050642010-01-08T19:40:17.490-02:002010-01-08T19:40:17.490-02:00Very nice writing. You had me reading on and on an...Very nice writing. You had me reading on and on and on wanting more.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-87624523229421764682010-01-08T12:07:08.962-02:002010-01-08T12:07:08.962-02:00Meatbag: Yes, yes I do. But aren't they fun? I...Meatbag: Yes, yes I do. But aren't they fun? I've been to counseling and I plan on going again. It's also fun.<br /><br />Harmony: Thank you!<br /><br />Secretia: That's a lovely compliment. Thanks.<br /><br />Jenks: I struggled with two of the titles. They didn't end up the way I imagined, but I didn't feel like changing them. <br /><br />Baz: Hopefully you won't be cluing them in? <br /><br />He's alright now. Sometimes. When he gives me money.<br /><br />Kiki: No matter my issues I've never had trouble sleeping. Mostly because I'm too up my own ass to lie awake at night and worry about shit.<br /><br />Rubbish: Dingspa - Like one at home foot spas...but for penises.<br /><br />Steamy: That might be one of the sweetest things you've ever said to me. Thanks. Also, I was looking through pictures last night to see if I could find the outfit. I did. Look out.<br /><br />Veg Ass: They did. Last night while I was looking through pictures and complaining about the clothes, my mom was laughing about the short set with penquins dancing on beach balls all over it that she put me in. In fifth grade. I always knew she did it on purpose.<br /><br />Thanks for the offer. Brian still lives down the road, actually. And he's still a big, beefy asshole.<br /><br />MLS: I always look forward to your comments. I don't mind admitting I am a bit proud.<br /><br />Sal: Thank you! That's awesome.<br /><br />Baglady: Thank you. I was afraid, just a bit, that people wouldn't understand what I was trying to do.<br /><br />Keep the check. All these comments are therapy enough for now. Also, I have great insurance and a full proof plan for further discounts.<br /><br />Hunter: Thanks.<br /><br />Judearoo: Thank you, thank you. As a matter of fact, I am trusting myself more...and it's because you people sing my praises. And because of a bit of lovely advice from a bloggy friend or two. <br /><br />Grits are hot goodness. Better tried than explained. If you want, I'll mail you a package with true Southern instructions. If you know how to boil water, you can make them.<br /><br />Eric: I still don't get a fair deal, but if I did I'd have nothing to write about. Thanks!<br /><br />miss.chief: It's the fat kid stuff, right? Ha. Thanks.<br /><br />Erin: Thanks. Aww! Ha! Max is the shiz, either way.<br /><br />Rusty hoe: Laugh away. I find it's the best way to deal with anything. Thanks.<br /><br />Ellie: I'm far too mature for such things now. (Chocolate chip?)<br /><br />Kid: Thanks.<br /><br />Mo: Six pack of beer?Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-84011291052203363692010-01-08T11:16:55.882-02:002010-01-08T11:16:55.882-02:00I've always believed that multiple breakfasts ...I've always believed that multiple breakfasts are the way forward. My tummy believes that also. And as for my six-pack...<br /><br />What six-pack?mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-58818086394144440532010-01-07T23:18:42.300-02:002010-01-07T23:18:42.300-02:00Very creative post..!Very creative post..!The Kid In The Front Rowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11284758898483746863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-12866260015451182552010-01-07T22:42:27.419-02:002010-01-07T22:42:27.419-02:00How about a cookie-shaped oscar?How about a cookie-shaped oscar?Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-89842848111761108122010-01-07T22:41:23.287-02:002010-01-07T22:41:23.287-02:00Ahhh the joys of childhood, golden times. I kinda...Ahhh the joys of childhood, golden times. I kinda feel guilty for laughing at your movies but damn it woman you are hilarious.Michelle Rogerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16472120868084570461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-8298336110740525952010-01-07T22:14:43.167-02:002010-01-07T22:14:43.167-02:00Great Post Aly! Kick ass.
Remember when we '...Great Post Aly! Kick ass.<br /><br />Remember when we 'talked' about how Max was your long lost daughter. Now I'm really really hoping that she's not. ;)erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-61702983748845048352010-01-07T21:58:15.128-02:002010-01-07T21:58:15.128-02:00haha!! this was awesome! I think it's one of m...haha!! this was awesome! I think it's one of my favorites that you've written.miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-20082874781810334242010-01-07T20:29:21.183-02:002010-01-07T20:29:21.183-02:00Hah, as a kid it seems like you never get a fair d...Hah, as a kid it seems like you never get a fair deal. Good writing!Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-26405145805143247712010-01-07T19:46:52.260-02:002010-01-07T19:46:52.260-02:00This post is bloody brilliant - seriously, Ally.
...This post is bloody brilliant - seriously, Ally.<br /><br />The childhood sense of betrayral and embarrassment are so perfect. Interesting that you're trusting yourself more as a writer - bout fecking time!<br /><br />Really loved this.<br /><br />Oh ya, what exactly ARE 'grits'? I've always wondered...Judearoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05429496211777821512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-83075099190812958292010-01-07T19:05:09.181-02:002010-01-07T19:05:09.181-02:00The accolades are well deserved. This was great!The accolades are well deserved. This was great!Hunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04972014921625123242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-83258672034431935742010-01-07T18:26:38.396-02:002010-01-07T18:26:38.396-02:00Brilliant writing, making something touching AND f...Brilliant writing, making something touching AND funny out of what must have been really traumatic times. Thanks for sharing.<br /><br />Where shall I send a cheque towards the therapy?Bagladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03997388396773480963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-70759256326359764632010-01-07T18:16:24.534-02:002010-01-07T18:16:24.534-02:00This is my favorite post that you've ever done...This is my favorite post that you've ever done. I could not stop reading. It grabbed my eyes and didn't let go.Sally-Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17245202222520331383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-74845916827333758312010-01-07T17:28:13.204-02:002010-01-07T17:28:13.204-02:00Subtly different from your previous posts, you sho...Subtly different from your previous posts, you should be justifiably proud of this one. I'm looking forward to your next post even more now. My particular favourite sentence, the finest of an embarrassment of riches, has to be "People are lighter in the water, true, but I’m not a trainer at Sea World."Mr London Streethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141191628680903646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-30285571105632528422010-01-07T17:08:16.691-02:002010-01-07T17:08:16.691-02:00I'm pretty sure our parents dressed us to look...I'm pretty sure our parents dressed us to look like crap on a stick so they'd have something to blackmail us with when we grew up. I mean who doesn't have incriminating photos of their younger years around? I mean I was really little in the seventies so you can imagine the carnage I have. Jesus.<br /><br />Where your memories kick in around age seven I can remember being a year old. Even my mum is dumbfounded by the shit I remember. Now who has the blackmail material! HA!<br /><br />I loved this entry. Poor little bus-bullied you. I will kick that kid's ass for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-2495537396256468512010-01-07T16:53:39.175-02:002010-01-07T16:53:39.175-02:00Oh my God. The kid that swallowed Nancy Drew. I wa...Oh my God. The kid that swallowed Nancy Drew. I want to throw up that's so funny.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-41990809650887677102010-01-07T16:38:41.329-02:002010-01-07T16:38:41.329-02:00Great films and spookily my verification word is d...Great films and spookily my verification word is dingspa.rubbishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09230592849937945467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-91277916139671615812010-01-07T16:09:58.967-02:002010-01-07T16:09:58.967-02:00Gotta love the ole' home movies in our lives.....Gotta love the ole' home movies in our lives... the ones in our pshyche will out dysfunciton any silver screen showing. I'm with you, sister. Therapy and sleeping aids are good too. ;)Christine Macdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02139820957031345995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-61793460202032956232010-01-07T16:07:12.849-02:002010-01-07T16:07:12.849-02:00'I turn over and attempt to sleep off his betr...'I turn over and attempt to sleep off his betrayal. Goddamn rednecks', perhaps not one for the SC Tourist Board.<br /><br />Mind you, I guess it says more about you Dad than rednecks, shame he's both though.Bazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06438558852496494717noreply@blogger.com