tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post4574572804242935359..comments2023-08-05T13:08:16.914-02:00Comments on Calling People Names: Party with the clit killerAlysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-27586615246072973382010-02-13T01:37:43.814-02:002010-02-13T01:37:43.814-02:00I was the fella in a similar situation once.
Well...I was the fella in a similar situation once.<br /><br />Well, not exactly. I don't have ED or even poor dexterity. But, what I did was loose her number. I saw her at a party a couple of months later. I was nice BUT her friends were quite rude to me...something about using her, Whatever!<br /><br />I apologized. She gave me her number, again. I called. We had a few dates, but I decided she was a psycho and quit seeing her - Well that, and she had problems like your Edward Scissorhands guy ;-)machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04073782907747032366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-32968226984824196762010-02-11T17:25:44.747-02:002010-02-11T17:25:44.747-02:00I am writing a chapter of my book today about the ...I am writing a chapter of my book today about the man who edward scissorhands-ed me. Thought of you, then started checking my google reader...coincidence.<br /><br />I feel for you. I don't know what the hell I'd do if my family was attune to my, er, sleeping arrangements. They read the blog...but they don't actually know these people. <br /><br />Eeek.hmla2599https://www.blogger.com/profile/13059799766743811221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-25062922901283897192010-02-10T16:16:43.210-02:002010-02-10T16:16:43.210-02:00Tony: Now you know the entire story. And he sucks....Tony: Now you know the entire story. And he sucks.<br /><br />Mo: Um, I don’t know exactly how large, but it’s serious. If you lived in the area I would invite you to all the parties. Well, maybe I would if you weren’t married and all.<br /><br />Gorilla Bananas: Yeah, you’re probably right.<br /><br />BugginWord: Vaginas unite. You know, at a distance....<br /><br />Eric: Exactly, Eric. I’m glad you understand the gravity of the situation.<br /><br />Rusty Hoe: Thank you. And I’ve pretty much decided that he is one of those guys. If he isn’t, at least I still feel better.<br /><br />Prosy: It was definitely a possibility. My friends had to pull me away from the fire a time or three. I almost caught my hair on fire. <br /><br />Homesick Cajun: I might have been embarrassed, but I wouldn’t have let that stop me from talking to him. I also wouldn’t have let him walk around with a negative opinion of my sexual prowess. I’d get on it again immediately and rectify the situation. HooAH.<br /><br />Steamy: I think most guys have the issue. Maybe that’s why he tried to kill the clit...he was mad about the lake of vegetation?<br /><br />Veg Ass: Yeah, I’ll go with dignity. If I didn’t have to see pre-teen on a semi regular basis...maybe, but she and I are in the same wedding this year. Sigh.<br /><br />Becky: I love Johnny Depp, by ESH gives me the heebie jeebies.<br /><br />Ellie: Ha, she just might be. <br /><br />P.T.: I’m sure he was embarrassed to an extent, but I don’t think intimidation was a factor. <br /><br />Valentina: Thank you.<br /><br />Secretia: Maybe I should be an actor.<br /><br />Harna: You would think so, wouldn’t you? Some of them just don’t like to learn. Iron hands...that’s good.<br /><br />Judearoo: Wonky willie....nice.<br /><br />Baz: Exactly!<br /><br />Sally: Haha! Oh, Michael, not again! Yeah, I think he’s one of those guys. I keep hearing about how wonderful he is, but apparently this guy has a Jekyll and Hyde think going on.<br /><br />Mad woman: Damn, really? I didn’t expect it to turn out that way at all. Be my physic?<br /><br />Vic: Yeah, he left early, poor thing. (The air humper, I mean.)<br /><br /> Hunter: Mmm....I suspect there’s a good reason, though I’m not sure what it could be. Maybe they’ve already been there, done that?<br /><br />Joe Hill: While Edward Scissor Hands was clearly an artist with ice, shrubbery, and the like, his... personal touch left a lot to be desired. Fight Club of the vagina is awesome.<br /><br />NWO: I’m so glad I can bring you up. I mean...well, you know what I mean. Thank you.<br /><br />Peach Tart: Maybe he’s a victim of poor teaching methods.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-77590071021200268132010-02-10T13:34:24.968-02:002010-02-10T13:34:24.968-02:00Oh honey. Poor you and poor asshole for at his age...Oh honey. Poor you and poor asshole for at his age not understanding how to treat a woman's treasures.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-23730640505367050832010-02-10T01:04:11.620-02:002010-02-10T01:04:11.620-02:00I can always count on you to make me feel great ab...I can always count on you to make me feel great about my life.<br /><br />For the record, I'd be honored to talk to you anytime. Even over a fire barrel.NWOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10057545247948207613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-30786985195455526372010-02-10T00:44:33.171-02:002010-02-10T00:44:33.171-02:00i think that many readers misunderstood was "...i think that many readers misunderstood was "edward scissor hands of the clitoris" was supposed to mean. obviously that phrase refers to the beauty and excellence of that movie. it'd be like calling someone the 'saving private ryan of the clitoris' or the 'fight club' of the vagina.' it's a term of praise people, or wait...my bad.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03936393215602677126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-39296902631206022742010-02-09T21:03:55.118-02:002010-02-09T21:03:55.118-02:00He's clearly an ass-clown.
How is it that bul...He's clearly an ass-clown.<br /><br />How is it that bullet points number one and number two didn't somehow hook up?Hunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04972014921625123242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-62934669877408378662010-02-09T19:04:22.235-02:002010-02-09T19:04:22.235-02:00Not a nice guy. A coward. No wonder he likes the...Not a nice guy. A coward. No wonder he likes the preteen if that's still where he's at himself. <br /><br />Poor lonely air-humping gay guy. Him I have sympathy for.Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714719295648072474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-90968335787199775932010-02-09T16:49:18.454-02:002010-02-09T16:49:18.454-02:00I've been waiting for part two of this story a...I've been waiting for part two of this story and sadly, it went exactly as I expected. Weird that I lived this same thing about 15 years ago.<br />Sorry suga, I do like the thimble/clit armor idea.<br />He'll proabably find that serious thing he can't shake in miss pre-teen pants, clingers all of them.The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-36043987307362858622010-02-09T13:33:09.576-02:002010-02-09T13:33:09.576-02:00Sometimes I think guys hide behind the word 'n...Sometimes I think guys hide behind the word 'nice' when they're really kinda douchey.<br /><br />A lot of the so-called nice onces I've known have their not so great or outright terrible qualities.<br /><br />He's the Michael Bolton of clit stimulation.Sally-Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17245202222520331383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-38593045427819423582010-02-09T08:48:58.706-02:002010-02-09T08:48:58.706-02:00Sounds to me like he was embarrassed, and as Judea...Sounds to me like he was embarrassed, and as Judearoo said, he didn't expect you to be there either. However, unless he's expecting the same results as last time, I would have expected him to 'have a pop' and at least try to put the record straight. Sounds to me that he never goes back for seconds, or even one and a half's*/quarters*/thirds* etc.<br /><br />*delete as appropriate.Bazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06438558852496494717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-87770653076500955162010-02-09T07:36:51.735-02:002010-02-09T07:36:51.735-02:00I'm with P.T on this, he was probably just emb...I'm with P.T on this, he was probably just embarrassed. And think about it, he probably didn't expect to see you there either. That said he could've at least been polite. Wounded ego and wonky willie; best avoided.Judearoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05429496211777821512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-7516435280323834242010-02-09T00:57:24.099-02:002010-02-09T00:57:24.099-02:00Edward Scissor hands of the clit...another one to ...Edward Scissor hands of the clit...another one to add to the list. I usually call them clit smashers or iron hands. You'd think that by a certain age, men would realize that those are NOT moans of pleasure.Harnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12028349668241483153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-38431616707681975552010-02-08T23:15:13.974-02:002010-02-08T23:15:13.974-02:00Reading one of your posts is much better than any ...Reading one of your posts is much better than any half hour of tv sitcom!<br /><br />SecretiaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-68926740035328870172010-02-08T22:56:06.654-02:002010-02-08T22:56:06.654-02:00unfortunate situation, but i enjoyed reading this ...unfortunate situation, but i enjoyed reading this story. you write wonderfully.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-92091723526787759082010-02-08T22:39:40.862-02:002010-02-08T22:39:40.862-02:00Awww poor guy must have been intimidated by ya! Or...Awww poor guy must have been intimidated by ya! Or he was embarrassed because he is aware of his poor performance!P.Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17723953585584026227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-67063648597771490032010-02-08T22:16:43.182-02:002010-02-08T22:16:43.182-02:00Oh, I love it. All of it. And look - she probably ...Oh, I love it. All of it. And look - she probably needed help finding it, so maybe ms. preteen could be the one.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-11430873236986153712010-02-08T22:10:47.933-02:002010-02-08T22:10:47.933-02:00ugh, this is why some people shouldn't be out ...ugh, this is why some people shouldn't be out in public with the REAL people. what a poophead.<br /><br />edward scissor hands, *dreamy siiiiigh*mylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-9059190107497877772010-02-08T21:47:06.325-02:002010-02-08T21:47:06.325-02:00Get your revenge by approaching pre-teen conquest ...Get your revenge by approaching pre-teen conquest girl with a metal thimble and saying "Honey, this is a clit guard. You better use it if you plan on walking for the next week without grimacing."<br /><br />Or maybe walk away with your dignity, you decide.:)<br /><br />What a dickhole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-37639594645450851632010-02-08T21:13:34.759-02:002010-02-08T21:13:34.759-02:00Maybe he has that issue where he wants a serious g...Maybe he has that issue where he wants a serious girlfriend, but once he sleeps with a girl she's no longer girlfriend material. He sounds like a manchild nutbag.<br /><br />Can he sculpt your bush into a topiary though?Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-88229696681965642062010-02-08T21:04:06.596-02:002010-02-08T21:04:06.596-02:00Sounds like he was so embarrassed that he didn'...Sounds like he was so embarrassed that he didn't want to face you. Which if you think about it, you'd probably be embarrassed to talk to him if the shoe were on the other foot. Doesn't make it right though! He should have called you, and he should have at least spoken more than two words to you. Men are idiots sometimes...especially when it comes to being a limpy lol!Deehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582704750863480776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-13230236028943839762010-02-08T20:32:18.710-02:002010-02-08T20:32:18.710-02:00I thought this story was going to end with you acc...I thought this story was going to end with you accidently setting yourself on fire via the open garbage bin flames, but I guess thats just me at parties.<br />Boys stink. I would be pissed too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-16541554387612254852010-02-08T20:27:40.226-02:002010-02-08T20:27:40.226-02:00One of the best titles I've read in ages.
H...One of the best titles I've read in ages. <br /><br />He's a dick. It's as simple as that. Whatever happened it's poor form to act like a sulky 2-year-old. His issue not yours. <br /><br />I have to wonder if he is one of those 'nice guys' who uses pity "oh he had a bad breakup", to act like a dick?Michelle Rogerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16472120868084570461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-817884398727003722010-02-08T20:24:10.719-02:002010-02-08T20:24:10.719-02:00Well that's fng awkward if it's only four ...Well that's fng awkward if it's only four people around the barrel fire and one of them doesn't even talk to you.<br /><br />What a retard.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-57863491084621554732010-02-08T20:17:20.235-02:002010-02-08T20:17:20.235-02:00FYI it's hard to type a comment with one hand ...FYI it's hard to type a comment with one hand permanently in a defensive position over your vag. You poor, poor thing. We (me and my vag) feel your pain.BugginWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11469980416319902081noreply@blogger.com