tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post5647561975442315046..comments2023-08-05T13:08:16.914-02:00Comments on Calling People Names: Turns out I HAVE been kidnapped. By aliens.Alysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-19941303413390814442009-12-22T17:26:20.423-02:002009-12-22T17:26:20.423-02:00Laugh...snort...sounding like Miss Piggy laughing....Laugh...snort...sounding like Miss Piggy laughing...not so good when at work. I'm so freaking glad I found your blog.nina@themissadventuresofninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679333311052160580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-75416804700780279802009-12-22T14:12:38.631-02:002009-12-22T14:12:38.631-02:00Way to never enter my vagina
#8, 869: “I’d like to...Way to never enter my vagina<br />#8, 869: “I’d like to dip you in cheese and spread you on a cracker”. <br /><br />That aside, those strange we-never-had-sex things are rare stories. Good for you for not ruining that.hmla2599https://www.blogger.com/profile/13059799766743811221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-91244562107968659352009-12-22T13:06:34.817-02:002009-12-22T13:06:34.817-02:00Honey are you alright. This is so unlike you. I sa...Honey are you alright. This is so unlike you. I say use him.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-4152730174827875852009-12-22T10:38:22.010-02:002009-12-22T10:38:22.010-02:00Aren't any of these policemen seduced by your ...Aren't any of these policemen seduced by your cheek? Or do they only recruit humourless men for the night patrols?Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-83290153307238669612009-12-22T01:59:40.483-02:002009-12-22T01:59:40.483-02:00I NEED to know about the cops and half-naked. Why ...I NEED to know about the cops and half-naked. Why only half?!Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-34392455956460206152009-12-22T01:18:22.029-02:002009-12-22T01:18:22.029-02:00Maybe you are feeling sickly? You should think ab...Maybe you are feeling sickly? You should think about lying down in a dark room (fully clothed and a room free of the penis) for a short while until your fever abates and you feel normal again, then arrange to meet that fine gentleman somewhere secluded and show up not wearing pants of the under variety.<br /><br />There you go, problem solved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-84938884304760429502009-12-21T23:07:08.338-02:002009-12-21T23:07:08.338-02:00i think i speak for most of us when i wish that we...i think i speak for most of us when i wish that we should all be this "uninspired".<br /><br />and you're right. from what i've read so far, this isn't like you at all. <br /><br />good luck, and godspeed.justsomethoughts...https://www.blogger.com/profile/05778254901832542234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-39892565926063853352009-12-21T19:55:44.373-02:002009-12-21T19:55:44.373-02:00Hon I know EXACTLY what you should reply to his te...Hon I know EXACTLY what you should reply to his texts with.<br /><br />“I’d like to dip you in cheese and spread you on a cracker”<br /><br />Come on, do it, for me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-47538941389612915022009-12-21T19:36:50.107-02:002009-12-21T19:36:50.107-02:00In the tenth grade the boys were stupid, had very ...In the tenth grade the boys were stupid, had very little money, and no car. But take the 11th and 12 graders, a whole different story.<br />They knew a lot more about sex too<br /><br />SecretiaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-2372668039979934672009-12-21T19:09:31.786-02:002009-12-21T19:09:31.786-02:00Your quick witt is freakin great and your cop enco...Your quick witt is freakin great and your cop encounter made me laugh out loud. Thank you!Susan Higginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07019940790074997076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-20822798620155832952009-12-21T18:40:00.622-02:002009-12-21T18:40:00.622-02:00I had a similar experience in high school. He was...I had a similar experience in high school. He was a year ahead of me and I adored him. I was in seventh grade and he was in eighth when we met. I wasn't allowed to date until I was 16. We spent hours on the phone, too. But we had never even kissed; we danced cheek to cheek often when I was in 7th grade, during noon time dances. Then he got a girl pregnant and ended up getting married, 'cause that's what you did in the early 60s. We crossed paths many times over the years, but he was still married, then I got married. Finally, I ran into him in another city after I was divorced. He said he and his wife were separated. I gave him my number and he called and we went out and had awesome sex after.. .then I found out he was still married and only separated in that on that weekend, he was in the city on business and she was at home. I was disappointed, but at least I finally got my fantasy fulfilled!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-75033171619063583652009-12-21T18:38:29.801-02:002009-12-21T18:38:29.801-02:00*marvelling at your self control*
But why the sel...*marvelling at your self control*<br /><br />But why the self control?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-34120513290444853602009-12-21T18:28:18.209-02:002009-12-21T18:28:18.209-02:00Ah honey maybe your lady-jewel is just maturing fa...Ah honey maybe your lady-jewel is just maturing faster than the rest of you and doesn't want to let you hook up with any more undesirables or maybe it's just in cahoots with that dude's badass scary ladyfriend and doesn't want to see you eating food through a straw? And yes, I said lady-jewel.<br /><br />So about these alleged cops who allegedly have witnessed you half naked? I'm new around here and clearly need to hear that story.Tony Spunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05317944582462930345noreply@blogger.com