tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post7028784536388231158..comments2023-08-05T13:08:16.914-02:00Comments on Calling People Names: The Unseeing EyeAlysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-45698798513628999012011-09-03T16:38:54.781-02:002011-09-03T16:38:54.781-02:00I have never had anal sex, but I have had my prost...I have never had anal sex, but I have had my prostate checked and it felt horrible, so I cannot imagine what the main event would entail.<br /><br />Plus all the health risks: poopy wiener, pushed in stool, torn delicate things.<br /><br />Maybe guys think it makes them tough to make love to pooeygweenbrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12484010808774613773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-83385024284059767452010-12-01T20:19:50.161-02:002010-12-01T20:19:50.161-02:00Having been ass-attacked, I am (as your comment se...Having been ass-attacked, I am (as your comment section says) shocked and horrified. You don't seem too scarred to joke about it, but I've got the freaking heebie jeebies over here. I DESPERATELY want to find Fireman and stick a dick-sized vibrator up his ass with a, "Surprise, fucker! Do pain and humiliation sit right in <b>your</b> asshole?"<br /><br />On a lighter note, I had a co-worker who adored it. She'd describe her fantastic ass sex while we fed pudding to Alzheimer's patients.I'm Katie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00913701914113335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-37974952277407603872010-10-25T11:32:06.644-02:002010-10-25T11:32:06.644-02:00I don't know if you'll go for this idea, b...I don't know if you'll go for this idea, but I suggest you go to your nearest sex shop and find a vibrator about the same size as your boyfriend's penis. Buy some KY and thus armed, tell him that it's his turn now! I'm pretty sure he will freak out. ☺Moonlighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17961762199285587210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-64037754921997985462010-10-18T19:55:06.917-02:002010-10-18T19:55:06.917-02:00WOW! I am new to your blog but I am already head o...WOW! I am new to your blog but I am already head over heals in love with it. Hilarious. Keep up the good work! <br /><br />Feel free to check out Epic Tales of a Professional Freakshow in heels at <br /><br />http://freakshowinheals.blogspot.com/Professional Freakshow in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07711621487701712473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-142646302850444042010-10-18T15:42:43.652-02:002010-10-18T15:42:43.652-02:00Personally, I only ask a girl to do things I'd...Personally, I only ask a girl to do things I'd be willing to do myself. <br /><br />I need to find a VERY liberal gal . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-34344289317728881862010-10-17T21:05:08.104-02:002010-10-17T21:05:08.104-02:00I'm with you all the way... on both conversati...I'm with you all the way... on both conversations. Hard to walk the "where are we?" line and not come across as the needy woman you are not... as for the anal sex, oh my goodness, no. I'm all for intense new experiences but not there, no how, no way. Btw, LOVED "Happy Clap! Doggie style! OOWA OOWA!" Literally laughed long and loud. Keep us posted and good luck!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13878946152837557701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-33114783580207165242010-10-17T12:54:56.927-02:002010-10-17T12:54:56.927-02:00Hilarious. Disgusting, but hilarious.
Love the h...Hilarious. Disgusting, but hilarious. <br /><br />Love the honesty. <br /><br />I'm thinking this guy isn't the guy for you. I don't think I'd want to deal with the inevitable begging/bargaining down the road with this guy. If this is such a favorite, he brought it to the table so early on, I don't think he'll let it go. But, good luck with your talk.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01365507225610079806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-3464224812224483702010-10-15T15:41:11.610-02:002010-10-15T15:41:11.610-02:00Oh boy, am I glad I saved this one for home! I don...Oh boy, am I glad I saved this one for home! I don't understand why so many men are obsessed with getting shit on their dick. It doesn't sound pleasant to me. And yet, the same men will panic over having sex with a woman during her period. FREAKS.<br /><br />I think just say, it screws my arse up. Literally. <br /><br />And anyway, why would he want to do something that you were just lying there 'putting up with'? Not very gentleman-like!Penny Dreadful Vintagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00658769790784076024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-91505809544118385712010-10-15T15:18:17.799-02:002010-10-15T15:18:17.799-02:00I once again found myself laughing out loud while ...I once again found myself laughing out loud while reading one of your posts. You should be a syndicated columnist, or perhaps be one of those bloggers who receives sponsorship. <br /><br />I can totally see large numbers of people subscribing to read your crazy stories. <br /><br />Another great and entertaining entry.BrightenedBoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04140255969796496082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-24951049867869129492010-10-15T05:28:30.494-02:002010-10-15T05:28:30.494-02:00Oh boy! Great post, as per usual. Love your hones...Oh boy! Great post, as per usual. Love your honesty and while I totally agree with the fact you will have to have the conversation on ass rejection, I understand your trepidation. Maybe you should just read him your little transcript at the bottom (lol - bottom. I'm gonna be secretly laughing at bum jokes all night now!). I think you were quite succinct, non-emotional and very clear! :) Good luck!Library girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10640579211690747826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-35624346347937427102010-10-15T01:12:33.395-02:002010-10-15T01:12:33.395-02:00BUTTSEXXXX! i think a little butt finger's ok ...BUTTSEXXXX! i think a little butt finger's ok sometimes but, yeah, whole shebang is... like... a diamond tennis bracelet at least.mylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-53892921924481707462010-10-14T22:39:51.402-02:002010-10-14T22:39:51.402-02:00I highly doubt I could ever try anal. Sexual activ...I highly doubt I could ever try anal. Sexual activities with the anus do nothing for me. I was with a fellow once who wanted me to stick a finger up his backside, and when I said no, he kept pestering me until I finally caved. I only have little fingers, so he was complaining about how I wasn't going deep enough. That shit freaked me out, so I got my finger out of there as soon as possible. Pretty sure that dude was into it more than most straight men...just sayin'. <br />Anyway, the point I was trying to make was that you're a brave woman. With a nice rack.Saam Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12475561972234645752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-3144877534759499172010-10-14T14:45:12.827-02:002010-10-14T14:45:12.827-02:00I'll go ahead and raise my hand as one of the ...I'll go ahead and raise my hand as one of the apparently few women who enjoy the anal. Like most things it takes time and practice, and a partner willing to put in the effort to see that you enjoy it. <br /><br />Good luck with the conversations!Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06546150928382260284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-16302757050106925812010-10-14T03:43:34.409-02:002010-10-14T03:43:34.409-02:00Too funny! Good luck. Hope everything goes swell.....Too funny! Good luck. Hope everything goes swell... Ooops. ^_^Michelle Andayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09879859027272831397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-26819706635925858022010-10-13T19:57:34.206-02:002010-10-13T19:57:34.206-02:00First of all, your opening paragraph gave you the ...First of all, your opening paragraph gave you the most awesome name for your future band: The Butthole Displeasures.<br /><br />Second of all, go with the honesty thing when you talk to him next. Yea, it was cool of you to take one for the team and all that, but if you don't dig it, you shouldn't have to do it any more. Especially if there are after effects that are... uh... not awesome.<br /><br />Third of all: if you're not sure whether you want to set a firm limit on what's cool/not cool, just remember that this is a two-way street. Would he be willing to do something for you that's typically not in his sexual wheelhouse (so to speak.. I'm sure there's a way to make that dirty)? It's true that it may not be as common, but guys have some limits too. Is he the kind of dude that would go past them if you asked? Cuz if he's not, there's no reason you should.<br /><br />Sometimes I'm so wise it scares me.Didactic Piratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08830868605102168918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-2651725987495133102010-10-13T18:06:23.302-02:002010-10-13T18:06:23.302-02:00hahah this was HILARIOUS. I can totally commiserat...hahah this was HILARIOUS. I can totally commiserate with you...my first butt experience was pretty similar. The Boyfriend is one of those weird men that is obsessed with puttin it in the back door. And I agree. Done properly: not so terrible, but still does nothing for me. kinda feels like I need to do my business. Post butt: WORST TIME EVERRRR!<br /><br />-RB<br />http://justaddwaterlife.blogspot.comWannaBmammahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07065541636479728448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-74146385836801289012010-10-13T15:31:44.638-02:002010-10-13T15:31:44.638-02:00I recently wrote about my ass virginity for someth...I recently wrote about my ass virginity for something else, and how I wasn't really interested, but felt like if I didn't do it at some point it would make me a prude. <br /><br />I have enough problems with my ass, conceptually. I don't think I'll be adding this to my skills list anytime soon.Bridget Callahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06729980008876962813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-33942520222131549162010-10-13T13:48:49.588-02:002010-10-13T13:48:49.588-02:00One of the biggest things I love about my boyfrien...One of the biggest things I love about my boyfriend is that he doesn't like anal sex. But gurl, I've so been there. It's the worst! It's just blah then your ass rebels. NO FAIR. <br /><br />I dunno, I say, if you're not into it, don't do it. There's more fish in the sea.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-87132218618127800312010-10-13T12:41:29.915-02:002010-10-13T12:41:29.915-02:00Yikes! Ok, firstly you do realise what the Fireman...Yikes! Ok, firstly you do realise what the Fireman did was borderline sexual assault? <br /><br />I say if you're not loving it don't do it. Must be other stuff you can agree on to both enjoy?<br /><br />Curious as to how the 'what is this, a relationship?' chat goes. Keep us posted!Judearoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05429496211777821512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-78248618664886671262010-10-13T11:16:46.206-02:002010-10-13T11:16:46.206-02:00Not that I ever wanted to know this much about you...Not that I ever wanted to know this much about your anal sex exploits but I'm so glad I read this because it makes me want to scream three things.<br /><br />a - Sex Packets was my first ever explicit lyrics cassette and HELLS TO THE YEAH!<br /><br />b - "No, or a sucker punch to the head, does in fact mean no."<br /><br />c - Allegedly there are girls out there that dig that thing. Let him find one of those. If I'm not into a cleveland steamer, I'm never going to be in to a cleveland steamer, no matter how much I like the dude.BugginWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11469980416319902081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-42088084391047035402010-10-13T11:11:35.518-02:002010-10-13T11:11:35.518-02:00Honestly, a guy who demands that, is only thinking...Honestly, a guy who demands that, is only thinking of his pleasure, not the woman's. Not very cool actually. With that said this was a humorous post. ;)Just Plain Tiredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17370008595700891854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-38593715872488995212010-10-13T09:04:35.290-02:002010-10-13T09:04:35.290-02:00Oh lordy, what a post to come back to after a blog...Oh lordy, what a post to come back to after a blog reading hiatus. I nearly peed myself reading this, maybe my front bottom was going out in sympathy for your back bottom. I will say there are no go zones and that particular one has a huge flashing neon light and emergency sirens. Apparently there are girls who love it, but I think they are an urban myth, kinda like people who actually like tofu.Michelle Rogerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16472120868084570461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-51849076696228444452010-10-13T00:53:00.317-02:002010-10-13T00:53:00.317-02:00I would have gone w/ meet my chocolate starfish.
...I would have gone w/ meet my chocolate starfish.<br /><br />Anywho, Adonis has been pushing this issue for EVER. And yeah, I tell him if he'd take it first, I'd take it 2nd.<br /><br />I think I'm going to try to get him to read this. He's not the empathetic sort and will make excuses about no two blind eyes are the same but I can cross my fingers.<br /><br />You rock and happy Sam! dating, dating, dating WHOO HOO!The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-9775438908169218962010-10-12T22:49:12.268-02:002010-10-12T22:49:12.268-02:00all about the no to the anal. dated a guy that li...all about the no to the anal. dated a guy that liked playing the oh that was an accident game. i just freaked out on him once started crying and got all emotional and wouldn't get on with the rest of sex. never had a problem again. i hate emotional girls, but not as much as guys do :)JJadziaDaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06077574891115381311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21398584.post-18345957852955453302010-10-12T19:37:51.819-02:002010-10-12T19:37:51.819-02:00Oh freakin' my.
Just when I thought this blog...Oh freakin' my. <br />Just when I thought this blog couldn't get any funnier(awesomer), you pull out(<-*smirk*) "What what in the butt."!!! R.O.F.L. <br />You are simply fabulous.<br />And to your dilemma...Good luck with that! Pahaha.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16415344912003340440noreply@blogger.com